Disciplinary Committee Room
You want me to help you study for finals?
Please help us, Senpai!
Please!
I'm busy.
Ask someone else.
No one else will do! We need it to be you!
Why?
I want to aim for even greater heights!
Huh?
So I'd love to receive instruction from our academy's smartest student!
Seriously? Sounds like a pain.
Senpai!
If I don't shape up,
I'll lose my whole summer break to supplementary lessons!
Please, Senpai!
Please!
Quit that! You're gonna pull it off!
I beg you, Senpai!
No, Sensei!
Huh?!
Yes!
Please help us, Kanan-sensei!
S-Sensei?
Sensei!
Very well, then!
It seems Kanan-sensei has no choice but to reeducate her livestock!
Yay! Kanan-sensei!
Kanan-senpai...
Ever since the day we first met,
I haven't been able to get you out of my mind.
I wonder what these feelings could be.
Is it possible that I'm...
Wait, what am I thinking?!
Tama Municipal Hounou Academy
#07 Kanan's Summer Break
So?
What do you want me to teach you?
I'm disastrously bad at arithmetic.
You mean mathematics, right?!
Or are you planning to start over from grade school, you lower life form?!
Wish that was me.
Huh? Do you need help with math, too?
Huh?!
Oh, yes!
Show me your textbook and notes, and I'll take a look.
Right!
What was I saying out loud?
Kyougi-kun, you try solving this problem.
I don't know how.
Then try actually using your brain for once!
I know "Youji" sounds like "young," but you're not a toddler!
Ah!
Senpai, me too!
You... too?
Oh, uh... I solved my problem!
Let me see.
Uh-huh.
Good!
Yeah, both your answer and your method are correct.
I knew I saw promise in you.
Senpai praised me!
I'm so happy!
It fills my heart with satisfaction!
So why do I still feel like something's missing?
I already told you why this is wrong!
You're supposed to use this formula!
You have the memory of a goldfish, I swear!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
So if I get them wrong... I can get a tongue-lashing, too?
Senpai, how about this?!
Hmm... Huh?
You made a mistake partway through.
You're using the right method,
so slow down a bit and you'll be fine.
Huh? What's that look for?
Seriously, this couldn't be more wrong if you tried!
How many times are you going to make the same mistake?!
Even an insect would learn faster than you! You're an amoeba!
I see. The same mistake...
Kanan-senpai, please!
Huh? You made the same mistake as last time?
Well, that's not a problem.
Every mistake is a learning experience!
Senpai! My brain's at its limit!
Already?
I'm supposed to shove x against pi and plug away?!
Why is this formula so lewd?
Don't get turned on by formulas!
Is your brain glitching? You stupid, horny ape!
That's it! Dirty jokes!
Senpai!
What is it?
I-If I said "insertion" instead of "substitution,"
would you scold me for being naughty?!
Is your brain glitching, too?!
Are you okay?
Maybe you should take a break.
That's not it.
That's not what I want!
Wh-Why are you crying?
Because...
All this time, you...
You've been flirting with Youji, and only Youji!
I... I want...
"Flirting"?!
I want you to humiliate me, too!
Huh?
Y-You... sick perv?
Where did that face come from?!
I'm home.
Welcome home, Kanan-chan.
Hello? Takakiyo speaking.
Yes, hello.
Is Kanan-chan home?
Huh? Um, can I ask who's calling?
I'm Kanan-chan's papa.
Kanan-chan's... papa?
It's rude to be so blunt, dear.
Even to a human.
But I don't want to wait a moment longer to hear my dear Kanan-chan's voice!
I'll talk to her.
Hello. This is Kanan-chan's mama.
Huh? Oh, hello.
This is Kanan-chan's mama.
Thank you for taking such good care of our Kanan-chan.
Huh?
Kanan-chan.
Mama? What's the matter?
I just got a call from your "papa" and "mama."
My papa and mama?
Huh?!
You've made your mama so sad.
I-It's not what you think, Mama!
I didn't mean to deceive you! Uh, so, um...
I can't believe my Kanan-chan...
has been seeing a sugar daddy!
Huh?
And a sugar mommy, too!
Finals are over!
Thanks to you, my summer break is saved!
Now I can hit the beach, the festivals... All the summer events!
Aren't you excited too, Senpai?
What's wrong? You're the one who made this possible!
Senpai?
Huh?
What are you doing?
How dense can one human get?
She's feeling lonely because she won't get to spend summer break around your kind.
Aww. That's kind of sweet.
Th-That's not it!
I'm just worried that my livestock will screw around when I can't discipline them!
So...
You wanna screw?
I'll punch you!
You sound like you're quite excited, Kyougi-kun.
Are you that happy to be free of me?
What are you talking about?
I was planning to go to all the places I mentioned with you, Senpai.
Senpai? What's wrong?
Milady was ordered to return to Hell for summer break.
Yeah.
You're going home? So we won't get to see each other?
Well, I won't be home for the entire break.
Oh, then how about I go with you?
Huh?!
That's right... I didn't think of that option.
Hold on a minute!
If a human sets foot in Hell, they'll get flayed alive and pulped into a smoothie!
Th-That's true.
My family lives in an exclusive neighborhood.
Uh-huh.
Not the kind of place a lower life form like you can easily set foot in.
Uh-huh.
But if you beg and plead to come,
then I suppose I can get you special permission.
Uh-huh.
Wha?
It's not like I want you to come with me or anything, you hear?
Milady?!
I'll come!
Please let me come with you!
Aw, you know I can't say no to those puppy-dog eyes.
Hell yeah! I can't wait!
You'd better be excited, lower life form.
Are you really sure about this?
Inviting a human into Hell...
Huh?
Oh, right!
What do I do, Ami?!
I've never invited anyone home before!
What do I do?!
That's not the issue.
What is Lord Beelzebub going to say?
What do I do? What do I do?!
First, I'll need to clean my room, and then I'll need some snacks...
I wonder what kind Kyougi-kun likes?
I really can't get enough of that look on her face.
I'll have to ask what he prefers.
Jeanne-san! We're gonna leave you behind.
Oh, please wait up!
I've bought souvenirs for everyone at home, so that just leaves...
A swimsuit, huh?
A swimsuit?!
The lakes are about the only places hospitable to humanity there.
Lakes?!
Sounds great!
I'm looking forward to going for a swim!
Let's just back up a little.
What's the matter?
Why are you even here?
Why, you ask?
Because wherever Kyougi-san goes,
I am sure to follow!
That so?
Huh? If it isn't Kanan-senpai.
Are you all shopping together?
Why hello, Lower Life Form Nadeko.
L-Lower life form...
What's with the freaky chick?
Don't ask me.
Actually, I'm good.
I have a swimsuit at home.
Your school swimsuit doesn't count!
Oh, I know!
Why don't we all pick out swimsuits and show off for each other?
Huh?!
Freakin' A!
That sounds fun!
Why not, right? We'll be wearing them in front of each other anyway.
B-But not right here, right now!
And showing off is different from wearing.
Are you embarrassed?
O-Of course I'm not embarrassed!
Hmph! I'll show you how my superior taste elevates me above the dithering masses!
Then let's meet back up once we've chosen swimsuits!
I wonder what Kyougi-kun would like.
Huh?! Wait, what am I thinking?!
I should be choosing one that I'd like!
Hmm?
This is a great choice! It's so cute!
If I wear a bold, aggressive swimsuit,
it'll make Milady panic, which will definitely be funny.
Slings and bikinis on rack and wall, which is the sexiest swimsuit of all?
I wound up going with the flow and joining in,
but I think I'd be too embarrassed to be seen in a swimsuit here.
Especially if it means showing Kanan-senpai my unsightly body.
Actually, wait.
That embarrassment...
would be its own reward!
Choosing for myself is too much of a pain.
All right, it's time for the grand reveal!
I've been waiting for this!
First up, me!
She's pairing her tanned skin with a white swimsuit!
The gold accent draws the eye and gives it an adult appeal!
It's amazing!
Next up, Masurao...
is wearing a bold, black swimsuit!
Wait, isn't this basically bondage gear?
I want Senpai to take me for walkies in this!
When did my childhood friend become this creature?
Anyway, next up is Jeanne-san!
U-Uh... Um...
You've gone with... pig style?
No, not quite.
Miss Clerk?
This young lady here asked me to help put an outfit together.
But her busty, bombshell figure pissed me off,
so I chose her outfit with malice.
That's why she's not a pig.
She's a boneless ham!
Scariest clerk ever!
I wanna eat some ham now.
You're the lucky last, Milady!
H-Hold on a second!
What's going on?!
Everyone else's was so mature!
They made such adult choices!
I wasn't expecting that!
The swimsuit I chose is so...
I wonder what kind of swimsuit a devil will choose.
I'm sure it'll be an aggressive design!
He's gotten his hopes up for the wrong thing!
Just open up already!
Wait! No!
That's one pretty swimsuit for a devil.
Senpai, um... How do I put it...
Don't do this to me. I can already tell what you're going to say.
You're thinking it looks childish—
It's so cute!
Showing less skin only makes you more adorable!
You win!
You win, Senpai!
Huh?
You mean it?
You're the cutest girl in the world, Senpai!
What's with that look?
Kuchinomizo Station
3:33am – Departing Kuchinomizo Station
On The Hell Express – Head for Hell
Hup.
I never knew there were trains that ran this late at night.
It's a private train running directly to the Zebul estate.
You rented the whole thing out?
Incredible!
Wow! What a pretty view!
Seriously, why are you here?
No One Could Have Predicted The Terrifying Incident that Was About to Take Place
They Needed to Pee
I-I need to go to the bathroom...
but saying so in front of Kyougi-kun would be embarrassing.
How can I play it off?!
Kanan-san is fidgeting.
Is she planning to do something to Kyougi-san?
I really need to go pee, but I can't afford to leave my post!
Both Milady and the saint are holding in the urge to pee!
This is so funny!
I wouldn't miss this for anything! Even though I gotta go myself!
I can't hold it anymore.
I have to pee!
Wha?!
Oh, no! I can't let her beat me in there!
Huh?!
Are you sure about that, saint?
What?!
Can you really take your eyes off me and Kyougi-kun right now?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?!
What if I stain his soul with my essence?
Sob.
Now then, time to take this chance to casually...
Casually...
Senpai, where are you going?
To the ba...
Ba...?
To the baggage rack. I want to get my bag.
Oh, I can handle that!
You just sit back and relax, Senpai!
Jeez! Get a clue, Kyougi-kun!
I'm bursting at the seams here! The slightest touch could set it off!
This backpack is yours, right?
Here you go.
Don't put it there!
Senpai, are you okay?
My freaking sides!
All right, I've had my fun.
Time for me to stake my claim on that bathroom.
Hmph!
My leg!
Then a Clueless Man Added Fuel to The Fire
I don't really understand why,
but those three really look tense.
I should lighten the mood!
Everyone, please enjoy some of this!
Wh-What is that?
It's coffee!
A diuretic?!
* Caffeine Has a Duiretic Effect
Ding-dong.
I used expensive beans and put my heart into it
so it would taste good for you, Senpai.
I'm glad to hear that! I really am, but...
Here. It's nice and warm, so it should help you relax.
Relaxing is the one thing I can't do right now!
Please give it a try!
What an innocent smile!
I can't say no to that face!
Argh, jeez!
I just have to drink it! That's all!
It's so good!
It has an aroma of the finest fruits and a deep, rich bitterness
with a refreshing finish.
What a relaxing flavor!
But it's also relaxing my urethral sphincter!
Seeing you enjoy my coffee so much makes me so happy!
Now I understand how it feels to make a delicious boxed lunch for your lover!
I can't keep my joy from showing!
Soon I won't be able to keep my pee from showing, either!
I went and drank some since he said it was expensive...
O God, is this one of your trials?!
M-My leg...
I'm so glad you all enjoyed the coffee!
It was worth putting in the effort to prepare it!
Hey, Kyougi-kun?
Senpai?
It looks like this is the end for me.
You look pale! Are you okay?!
Please, don't shake me.
It'll stimulate my bladder!
Kyougi-kun...
If something were to happen to me...
If I could no longer be the girl you knew... Would you still accept me?
Of course I would!
I'll accept every part of you!
No hesitation, huh?
How do you always manage to be so dashing?
Thank you.
I can't...
Maybe that was showing off too much.
I'm getting hot, so I'd better go cool down.
I'll just pop into the bathroom.
With that, The Murky Battle Over Their Pride as Women Came to An End.
Translation: John Pickett
Subtitle Timing: Krzysztof Kunc Subtitle Editing: Geoff Mazzolini
Quality Check: Gabriella Alabanza Translation Check: Michelle Tymon
Hey, Miel! Did you hear?
Hear what?
Our big sister's coming home!
Really?
And get this... She's bringing her boyfriend!
Huh?
Like, her of all people with a boyfriend? That's so funny.
I wonder what he'll taste like.