[AMI] Milady's on a glorious date with her beau!
Ooh, it gets me all tingly!
Mm. Sweet.
Now that they're dating for realsies,
they can get to the juicy stuff,
like sliding through the bases all the way
and scoring big for the home team!
I'm so excited!
[chuckles]
Huh? Oh?
[students chattering]
[STUDENT 1] Jeez, it's scorching out.
[STUDENT 2] I'm so tired.
[KANAN] It's so hot.
Having gym outdoors when it's hot as Hell's fires
makes you sweat.
Huh?
Ah.
[both giggle]
[AMI] The chemistry between them is electric!
Now's the perfect time to launch their relationship
to the next level!
Wow, Senpai! You even look adorable
with your gym clothes on! Huh?
Stay right where you are.
Huh?
[AMI] Milady say what now?!
[♪ opening theme song playing]
#04 AMI THE FORCEFUL CUPID
Does this mean you don't like me anymore?
Did-- Did I do something
to make you hate me or-- or what? I--
Well, about that.
Are you trying to get away from me now?
Uh. It's because--
After the passionate romance we've shared.
[wailing]
You were only after me for my body, weren't you?
Oh, would you get over yourself?!
Argh. Fine!
I'm telling you to keep away
because I'm totally drenched in sweat, okay?!
Huh?
[panting]
- [KYOUGI] I want a whiff! - [gasps]
There's something seriously wrong with you!
What do you mean?
It's the powerful bouquet of youth
that no man in his right mind can ever resist!
YOUJI'S OPINIONS ARE HIS OWN
So, of course I want to sniff!
You're totally disgusting! Do you know that?
As long as they were yours,
I'd gladly wear your pungent socks on my face!
Bleh!
That's gross.
[KYOUGI] Please let me smell you.
[gasps]
- No! - Pretty, please, just a sniff!
- [thuds] - Ah!
- [gasps] - I refuse to believe
that your sweet fragrance could be anything
short of mouthwatering.
You're beyond wrong on that!
It's the odor of the person that I love.
- Why wouldn't I love it? - [gasps]
[KANAN] He loves my stench?!
Seriously?
Is that what happens when you love someone?
[whimpers]
[sighs]
Well, if that's true, I suppose it's fine.
Go on, then. Verify your sweat theory.
All right, then. I will sample your scent.
[heart thumping]
[whimpers]
[KANAN] Wait, hang on.
What the hell is happening right now?
Why should I suffer such embarrassment?
I cannot believe Kyougi would bamboozle me
into this infernal pact
just to satisfy his sick fantasies.
Wait a sec. If I'm the one who ordered my junior
to kneel before me to sample my bouquet,
doesn't that make me a pervert?
What happened to my devilish decorum?
- [Kyougi sniffing] - [Kanan whimpers nervously]
Flames below,
he's really huffing there, isn't he?
Is it getting hotter?
Oh, jeez.
I'm sweating more by the second!
- Uh... - [KYOUGI] Oh, Senpai,
- you smell like-- - Hang on a sec!
You don't have to tell me! Honestly, just don't even
- open your mouth! - You smell like Tattack!
You were sniffing me!
Not trying to figure out what detergent I use!
Oh, come on!
Now you've gone and made me drop my towel.
Sorry about that.
Here, you can use my towel instead if you want.
Oh, whatever.
I guess I have no other choice.
Hmm?
It smells kinda citrusy.
Is this Kyougi's smell?
It's super calming.
I'm pretty sure I really like this.
I could breathe it in forever.
[gasps] No, no, no, no, no! Absolutely not!
Don't think about how much you like it,
otherwise you're gonna sound like a pervert!
So, what do you think my towel smells like?
[gasps]
It didn't smell like anything!
Wait. I wasn't even smelling it, so don't make it weird!
You pathetic lower life form!
Jeez, what's that girl doing?
At this rate, it will take 5,000 years
for her to kiss him!
I guess there's no helping what must be done.
I have no choice but to become Cupid
for my precious lady!
[♪ mischievous music playing]
[STUDENT 1] OMG! It's Kanan-senpai!
[STUDENT 2] Wow, she's so freaking cool!
[KANAN] Huh. Seems like my hearing is getting worse.
What? You gonna be okay?
Ordinarily, I can hear every sound
throughout the whole school,
but I can hardly hear a hundred meters away now.
Your hearing's really that good?
Mm-hmm.
Were you under the impression
I patrolled this school entirely at random?
Well, you're wrong.
I was able to detect any and all impropriety
among the students of this institution.
All thanks to my devilishly good ears!
Your ears certainly are sharp!
They're devil ears, duh.
[AMI] Ear cleaning.
- Ear cleaning. - [KANAN] Hmm?
I'm hearing something now,
but I can't quite make it out.
- [AMI]...you lay in his lap. - Huh?
Head-on-lap ear cleaning.
In his lap while he cleans your ears.
Let him clean your
- cute little ears. - [sighs]
Head-on-lap ear cleaning.
Head-on-lap.
[KYOUGI] Head-on-lap ear cleaning.
What do you think you're doing putting me in your lap anyway?
You can leave this to me.
I'm almost positive I know what to do
when it comes to cleaning ears.
What do you mean almost positive?
[KANAN] A head-on-lap ear cleaning? Is this real?
Am I allowed to get something I've always wanted
so easily?
[gasps]
[chuckles]
[whimpers]
[chuckles]
Well, at least he understands that his purpose
as a lower life form is to serve me.
It's only a matter of time before he offers up his soul
to me willingly.
Very well.
I give you permission to touch me.
- Now get to cleaning, mortal! - Right!
[KANAN] Now this takes me back.
My mother used to do this for me all the time
when I was a child.
It makes me feel at home.
[gasps]
Huh? What was that just now?
It felt like he was directly fingering
my erogenous zones.
But all he did was poke my ear, right?
Wait, slow down.
My ears are so sensitive that I can pick up sounds
across the entire campus!
If he penetrates them while I'm lying on him,
then I'll...
[screaming]
Oh, no! This is really, really bad!
I've got shivers racing up and down my spine!
He's rubbing the cleaning stick
precisely where the nerves are bundled in my ear canal!
[yelps] No way!
It can't really go that deep, can it?
Won't it break my eardrum?
Wait, if he starts moving now,
I won't be able to hold it in!
[whimpers]
I won't be able to hold my moans in any longer!
Ah!
[moans]
[squeals]
[AMI] Well done, mortal! Keep going!
Stir up her insides good!
Make her moan louder!
Your ears really are beautiful, you know?
The way they come to a point is so cute.
Your earlobes
- are super soft, too. - [Kanan panting]
[KYOUGI] The way Senpai's breath is rushing
against my thighs is unreal.
It's got my heart pounding with excitement.
Ear cleaning is the greatest thing ever.
[Kanan panting] I'm gonna... I'm gonna explode.
My mind's totally blank.
What kind of royal am I to be putting on
such a disgraceful display
in front of this lowly mortal boy?
[exclaims]
Huh? No way!
A three-pronged attack
of ear cleaning, ear massage,
all while he's breathing on me?
Stop it!
If you edge me like this,
- then I'll... I'll... I'll... - [Kyougi blows]
...I'll fall for you!
[Kanan panting]
I made it through.
I don't know how, but I did.
I had no idea Kyougi was so skilled with his hands.
So how'd I do? Was it good for you?
[Kanan whimpers]
Hmph! You were passable, I suppose.
Not that I expected much to begin with--
- Wait, seriously? - Hmm?
- Then... - [gasps]
I'll have to work hard to make the other ear
- even more pleasurable. - [whimpers]
Youji should be in
the disciplinary committee's room, right?
DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE ROOM
- [Kanan squealing] - The hell was that?
[KANAN] I can't take it anymore!
- [gasps] - Pull it out!
[KYOUGI] Senpai! If you squirm like that,
- it'll bust inside you! - [Kanan squeals]
[KANAN] Don't push so deep!
- Cut it out, you lowly mortal! - [Nadeko whimpers]
- [Nadeko gasps] - [huffs]
I can't handle your touch any longer!
Senpai!
Youji?
Kanan-senpai?
Damn! They needed one last thrust.
I guess it's time for me to unleash Plan B!
[Kanan gasps]
- [water splashing] - [Ami humming]
[AMI] Come and join me already, milady.
It's just so refreshingly cool.
I don't think there's anybody more free-spirited than you.
I'll admit, it is crazily hot out right now.
Why'd the AC have to go and break today, of all days?
OUT OF ORDER
I haven't made any real progress on my logs.
Maybe I should call it quits.
Afternoon, Senpai. What's up?
Is there something I can help you with?
Uh, what do you mean?
I didn't ask for any help.
Oh, I'm so glad you came, human.
Whoa! A hot maid, wearing a bikini!
[giggles] Do you wanna have a little fun?
- [screams] - [grumbles]
So, milady, don't you wanna put on a swimsuit, too?
Wha... Oh, please!
A noblewoman like me would never be caught dead
wearing that shameful outfit in a place like this.
- [camera clicking] - Ah!
[KYOUGI] Yes! I love it! You're so fine!
Show me what you're working with!
Men really seem to like
- teeny-tiny bikinis, don't they? - [groans]
I've got him locked in now
so he won't take his eyes off of me anytime soon.
- [fuming] - Are you okay with that?
If you like swimsuits that much,
why don't you feast your eyes on this?!
[BOTH] Yay!
KANAN
[KYOUGI] You look so good I can't even think straight!
Uh-huh! And as your reward,
you may now sit and gaze upon me!
Time to let my charms overwhelm you,
you lower life form!
- [Kyougi panting] - [Kanan, Ami giggling]
[KANAN] He sure is staring.
A lot.
I don't think he's blinked once.
Even though he's only watching me,
somehow it feels like he's touching
and licking my whole body.
My breasts, my butt, my thighs.
[whimpers]
- Ah! - What are you doing, you perv?!
- My eyes! My eyes! - Relax!
He's done nothing wrong, milady!
You must be skilled to toy with my body
without ever touching it!
What are you talking about?
You'd better get out of here right now!
[KYOUGI] Sure. But can I bury my face
in your swimsuit first?
Uh, I told you to get out, so go!
If that's what you want.
- [Kyougi yells] - [all exclaim]
Hey, are you--
[gasps]
Ah! It's so dark! I can't see anything!
How did you manage to slide up under there?!
Help, Senpai! Where in the world did you go?
- Ah! Don't move around! - [slaps]
You're such a stupid, lust-driven monster!
"Accidental groping" tropes aren't even in manga these days!
That's it. I'm leaving!
Mm, Senpai!
Huh?
[splashes]
[groans] Huh?
[whimpers]
[KYOUGI] Uh, Senpai!
[KANAN] Don't you say another word, lower life form.
- [camera clicking] - [AMI] Oh, how nice!
This is great!
- Ah! - [Kyougi, Kanan gasp]
Almost there. Keep going, you two.
[BOTH] Not a chance!
HOW DID HE GET IN HERE?
TAMA MUNICIPAL HOUNOU ACADEMY
[KANAN] Are you ready?
- We're going on patrol. - [KYOUGI] Right!
[AMI] This time around, I'm gonna force them
into making some physical contact!
And I won't stop until they're both kissing!
- She's in a maid outfit. - Huh?
- Yeah, you're right! - Huh?
I guess I kinda stand out dressed like this.
And if that's the case...
Go go gyadget gyaru!
- [dog panting] - [AMI] About time for me to sic
a dog on 'em!
You understand, little doggie?
Scare those two so they have to get real close!
Go!
- [dog barks] - [gasps]
[panting]
- [dog howls] - [gasps]
[KYOUGI] Senpai, look out!
Oh, yeah!
- [gasps] - [laughs]
[muffled gasp]
- Ouchie! - [dog barks]
Are you all right, Kyougi-kun?
Oh, pupper.
- You went way too far! - [dog barks]
Now, phase two!
[Ami chuckles]
[AMI] If I run into her, she'll stumble,
forcing him to catch her right in his arms!
Whoopsie-dingle-daisy! I'm sorry!
[screams]
All right! Now do what comes naturally!
- Kyougi-kun. - Uh, Senpai.
[gasps]
[stammering] B-B-B-B-B-B- Bra-bra-bra-bra-bra-bra-bra...
Her past trauma!
Did that trigger a bad memory of our no-bra date?
It's all right, it's different, 'cause you're wearing one today!
No matter what, there's no way I'm gonna give up now!
[whirring]
- [thuds] - [both exclaim]
[sighs]
[both exclaim]
- [slaps] - [Kanan growls]
[screams]
- [grunts] - [Kyougi yells]
What will it take for these two to get down and dirty?!
I've had enough!
At this point, I'm using brute force!
- Wait, Ami! - [gasps]
Ah! You're getting the high jump mat!
[both screaming]
Well, what do you think, milady?
Do you like being all lovey-dovey
and snuggled up with him?
Are you starting to get a little bit horny now?
Look, Ami, I don't know what you're talking about!
But cut it out, okay?
[in strained voice] Hey, Senpai.
My arms, they're... [whimpers]
Stop, Kyougi-kun. You're too close to me!
If you get any closer, I might just--
What's your problem, milady?
Pretend it's an accident and give him a smooch!
Smooch! Smooch! Smooch! Smooch! Smooch! Smooch! Smooch! Smooch!
I-- I can't hold this!
No, you have to! So give it all you've got!
- Ah! - No, wait!
Wait...
[AMI] Smooch!
[shrieking]
Smooch?
- Stop it, you hear me?! - [Ami yelling]
- [thuds] - Ow!
[stomps]
- [footsteps approaching] - [Ami groaning]
Hey, Ami.
Why don't you tell me what the hell you were thinking?
You can use the last words you'll ever speak
to explain yourself.
[AMI] On my honor
- as a succubus. - Hmm?
I promise that one day, I'll get you both
into a physical relationship!
It's so gonna happen!
I'm gonna take a wild guess
and say you've had another awakening.
I came this close to getting a whole new fetish.
So that's what mat play is--
Be silent, you lower life form!
DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE ROOM
DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE LOGS
[KANAN] Well, today's committee work is finally finished.
[stretches]
I don't get it.
Do you not have any charm at all, milady?
Huh? What do you mean by that?
I'm just saying,
I set the stage for you two over and over again.
But that human still never tried to lay a finger on you, did he?
The truth is, I thought it was a huge letdown.
Um, well, that's because I made sure
to keep my guard up the whole time!
When given the slightest opening,
there isn't a man in this entire world
who could resist me!
Oh?
Do you wanna put that to the test, then?
What?
Senpai, why don't we walk home together? Uh...
Senpai?
Guess you've fallen asleep.
If you started taking a nap in here,
then you must have been pretty exhausted.
[snoring softly]
[gulps]
You look really adorable when you're sleeping, Senpai.
[trembling]
[chuckles softly]
[KANAN] Just look at me.
My guard couldn't be more down.
You can hardly maintain your control
when faced with this, can you?
Now come at me, Kyougi-kun!
- [Kyougi grunts] - [gasps]
Straight to it, huh?!
[AMI] Go get her, human! Go! Go!
Now's the time to work all those bulging muscles
and pin Lady Kanan down!
[KYOUGI] Boom.
[AMI] Ah. Never mind.
[KANAN] He's being such a gentleman
even when I'm acting this vulnerable?
How dare you?
My beauty is on display here!
[moans]
How can you keep your composure at a time like this?
Man, look at them! Full and heavy jugs!
Let's go!
[KANAN] Will you?
[struggling grunts]
[screaming, panting]
[gasps] Wait!
What in the hell is he doing now?!
[Ami gasps] He's using exercise as an outlet
for all his pent-up lust?
[KANAN] In that case, how about this?
[shrieks, screaming]
No! No! No! No! No!
[KANAN] Then what if I did this?
Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
[KANAN] How about this?
Clean clams crammed in clean clam cans!
[KANAN] Would this be better?
Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
This is bad!
Now I have lactic acid buildup,
and I've run out of muscles to train!
At this rate, I'm gonna surrender
to my hormones! [panting]
[KANAN] I can't believe you won't touch me
when I'm doing everything I can to seduce you.
Maybe this proves I really don't have
any charm after all.
Guess Ami's been right this whole time.
In the end, I'm nothing but a pathetic little devil
who can't even tempt a single high school boy.
I used all the charm I had,
but it didn't even matter one bit.
Hmm?
[muffled laugh]
Huh? [screaming]
What in the world did I just do to Senpai
while she was there sleeping?!
[screaming]
- [Kyougi screaming] - [gasps]
[continues screaming]
- [NADEKO] Ah! Pervert! - [Kyougi continues screaming]
Huh? Youji?
[sighs]
Is that guy a loser or what?
You put yourself out there and practically begged for it,
but he didn't do anything.
Right, Milady?
Milady?
[giggles]
Huh?
[KANAN] You're such a bad boy, Kyougi-kun!
How could you give in to my charms
and mess with me like that? [giggles]
You lower life form!
I'm gonna get you back for this one day!
You're so easy, you know that?
[AMI] Look who's talking.
[Kanan giggling]
[♪ closing theme song playing]