Milady on a date with her boyfriend...
It gives me the feels!
Now that they've cleared the dating hurdle,
next is kissing, then getting physical,
and then doing the deed... All kinds of deeds!
Huh?
Oh?
Man, it's hot.
I'm beat.
It's so hot.
Having gym class outdoors really works up a sweat this time of year.
Oh...
You can feel the chemistry in the air!
It's the perfect chance for them to take their relationship to the next level!
Senpai! You look amazingly cute in your gym wear, too!
Don't come any closer.
Huh?
She pulled back?!
#04 AMI THE FORCEFUL CUPID
Do you not like me anymore, Senpai?
D-Did I do something to make you hate me?
Uh, well...
Why are you backing away?
Because, uh...
After all the love we shared...
I knew it! You only wanted me for my body, didn't you?
Quit spouting nonsense!
Argh, fine!
I'm telling you to stay away because I'm dripping with sweat right now!
Huh?
I want to smell it!
There's something seriously wrong with you!
Why would you say that?!
It's the smell of youth!
Something every man longs for!
*YOUJI'S OPINIONS ARE HIS OWN
How could I not want a sniff?
There really is something wrong with you!
As long as it was yours, I'd happily wear your freshly removed sock as a mask!
Disgusting.
Please let me smell you.
N-No!
Please let me smell you!
There's no way your sweat could possibly smell bad, Senpai!
You're wrong!
It's the smell of the person I love.
So of course I'd love it, too!
Huh?!
L-Love it? Seriously?!
Is that really how this works?!
I-If you're that certain...
g-go ahead and verify your theory.
Then allow me to sample your scent.
Huh? Wait.
What is even happening?
Why must I be subject to such disgrace?
I can't believe Kyougi-kun struck this devilish deal to satisfy his own desires.
Huh? But wait.
If I'm making my junior kneel before me
and sniff my scent... Doesn't that make me the pervert?
What happened to my dignity as a devil?!
Holy crap, he's really going to town!
What do I do?
I can feel it dripping!
My sweat's gone into overdrive!
Oh, Senpai, you smell like...
Ah, hold on a second!
You don't have to say it! In fact, just don't!
Tattack.
I thought you were smelling me, not my detergent!
Ah!
Ah, jeez!
Now you made me drop my towel!
I'm sorry!
You can use my towel instead, if you'd like.
Good grief. I guess I have no choice.
Oh!
It has a citrus-like scent.
Is this Kyougi-kun's smell?
It's kind of calming.
I think I might really like this smell.
I could sniff it forever...
Wait, no! No! No!
Don't think about how much you like it! That makes it sound like I'm the pervert!
What did my towel smell like?
Huh?!
It didn't smell like anything!
Wait...
I mean, I wasn't smelling it in the first place,
you lower life form!
Man... What is she even doing?
At this rate, it'll take 5,000 years before she even gets to kissing him.
There's no helping it.
I'm gonna need to become her Cupid!
Ah, look! It's Kanan-senpai!
Wow! She's just as cool as ever!
Hm. My hearing seems to be getting worse.
Huh? Will you be okay?
Normally I can pick up every sound throughout the entire school,
but now I can barely hear a hundred meters away.
You have crazy good hearing, huh?
Did you think I just patrolled the school randomly?
Well, you're wrong!
I was able to detect impropriety among the students using my wickedly acute hearing—
my devil ears!
You certainly do have sharp ears.
They're devil ears.
Ear cleaning...
Now I'm starting to hear things, too.
Get your ears cleaned on your boyfriend's lap...
Head-on-lap ear cleaning... Head-on-lap ear cleaning...
Head-on-lap...
Head-on-lap ear cleaning...
Wait, what are you doing putting me on your lap, Kyougi-kun?!
Just leave it to me!
I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing when it comes to ear cleaning!
Y-You are?
A head-on-lap ear cleaning...
Can I really?
Can I really have something I've always longed for so easily?!
Well, I'm glad he understands his purpose as a lower life form is to serve me.
It's only a matter of time before he offers up his soul willingly.
Very well.
I shall permit you to touch me.
Now, get cleaning!
Yes, ma'am!
This takes me back.
I used to have my mother do this for me when I was a kid.
It brings back memories of home.
Huh?
What was that?
It felt like he was directly stroking my pleasure centers.
But all he did was touch my ear, right?
Hold on a minute.
My ears are so super sensitive that I can pick up sounds across the whole school.
If he penetrates them while I'm like this, then...
Ohh!
Oh, no! This is dangerous!
Shivers are racing up my spine!
He's rubbing precisely where the nerves are bundled in my ear canal!
N-No way!
Can it really go in that deep?
Won't it break my eardrum?
W-Wait! If he starts moving, I won't be able to hold it in anymore!
I won't be able to hold in my moans!
Good work, human!
Keep it up!
Stir up her insides!
Make her cry more!
Your ears are so pretty, Senpai.
The pointed ends are so cute.
Your earlobes are lovely and soft, too.
Senpai's breath is tickling my thighs.
My heart's pounding with excitement.
Ear cleaning really is incredible!
I can't! I just can't anymore!
My mind's going blank.
How can I be putting on this disgraceful display in front of a lower life form?!
Huh?! No way?!
A three-pronged attack of ear cleaning, ear massage, and breathing on them?
Stop already!
If you push me any further than this, I'll... I'll... I'll...
I'll fall for you!
I endured it.
I don't know how, but I did.
I never knew Kyougi-kun possessed such talent.
How'd I do?
Was it good?
Hmph! You weren't particularly impressive.
Not that I'd expect any more from a lower life form.
No way, really?!
Then...
I'll have to put even more effort into your other ear!
Youji is in the disciplinary committee room, right?
DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE ROOM
What in the world?!
No more! Pull it out!
Senpai! If you thrash around like that, I might break it!
Don't go so deep!
Stop it, you lower life form!
Kyougi-kun, your technique's too good!
Senpai!
Youji? Kanan-senpai?
Tch! All they needed was one more push!
Looks like it's time for Plan B!
You should join me, Milady.
It's nice and cool.
You really are a free spirit, aren't you?
It really is hot today, though.
Why does the AC have to be broken today of all days?
OUT OF ORDER
I'm not making any progress with my logs.
Maybe I should just call it a day.
Good afternoon.
Senpai, what did you need my help with?
Huh? I don't remember asking for your help.
Oh, glad you came, human!
A-A swimsuit!
A swimsuited maid!
Wanna have some fun?
Don't you wanna put on a swimsuit, too, Milady?
Wha?!
H-Hmph! A noblewoman like me
could never wear such a shameful outfit in a place like this.
Oh, the eros!
Oh, the pathos!
Look this way, please!
Men sure do love swimsuits, huh?
He's gotten too hooked to stop any time soon,
so I've got his eyes all to myself.
Are you okay with that?!
If you like swimsuits that much...
KANAN
Then look over here!
Yay!
Whoa!
You look so amazing that mere words could never do it justice!
As your reward, you may sit and gaze upon me!
Let my charms overwhelm you, you lower life form!
That said, he sure is staring. He's staring a whole lot.
And even though he's just staring,
it feels like he's touching me and licking me all over.
My breasts, my butt, my thighs...
What do you think you're doing, you pervert?!
My eyes! My eyes!
Milady, he hasn't done anything wrong!
You must be highly skilled to toy with my body without touching it!
Skilled in what?!
Get out right now!
Then please... at least let me bury my face in your swimsuit before I go!
I-I said, get out!
All right.
Oh, for the love of... Hey, are you oka—
Everything's gone dark! I can't see!
How did you manage to fall into there?!
Senpai? Senpai, where are you?!
You idiot! Don't move!
You stupid, lust-driven monster!
The whole "accidental groping" trope doesn't even happen in manga anymore!
Enough!
I'm going home!
Senpai!
Huh?
S-Senpai?
N-Not another word, you lower life form.
Ooh, nice!
This is great!
You're already in position, so why not keep going?
No way!
HOW DID HE GET IN HERE?
TAMA MUNICIPAL HOUNOU ACADEMY
Kyougi-kun, we're going on patrol.
Right!
This time, I'm gonna force those two to make physical contact!
And I won't stop until they kiss!
Wow, it's a maid!
You're right!
I kinda stand out dressed like this, huh?
Looks like this calls for...
Go go gyadget gyaru!
Time to sic a dog on 'em!
You catch my drift, little doggie?
Frighten those two so they get real close!
Go!
Senpai, look out!
Yes!
Ow!
Kyougi-kun, are you all right?!
Hey, you went too far!
All right, time for the next operation!
I'll run into her and make her stumble, so he's gotta catch her in his arms!
I'm, like, so sorry!
All right! Now do what comes naturally, you two!
Kyougi-kun...
Senpai...
B-B-B-B-B-B-Bra-bra-bra-bra...
Trauma!
Did that bring back memories of our no-bra date?!
But you're wearing one!
You're wearing one today!
I won't give up!
Ow!
What's it gonna take for these two to get down and dirty?!
At this point,
I'll have to use force!
Ami?!
Take this!
A high jump mat!
How's that, Milady?
Now you're all lovey-dovey snug!
How is it? Getting horny?
Hey, Ami!
What are you saying?!
Stop this at once!
S-Senpai, my arms...
Close! You're too close, Kyougi-kun!
Stop!
If you get any closer...
What's the problem?
Pretend it's an accident and give him a smooch!
Smooch! Smooch! Smooch! Smooch!
I can't hold it up any longer!
No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!
Wait!
Wai...
Smooch!
Smooch?
Cut it out already!
Ow!
Ami?
What the hell were you thinking?
You can use your last words to explain yourself.
On my honor as a succubus...
I swear I'll get you two into a physical relationship!
I swear it!
What are you awakening to now?
That was close. I almost gained a new fetish.
So that's what mat play is—
Be silent, you lower life form!
DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE ROOM
That's today's committee work finished.
DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE LOGS
Do you just not have any charm, Milady?
Huh? What's this about?
Well, I set the stage for you two so many times,
and that human never even tried to lay a finger on you, right?
It was kind of a letdown, being real with you.
Th-That's just because I never let my guard down!
Given the slightest opening, no man in this world could resist going after me!
Oh? Wanna put that to the test, then?
Huh?
Senpai, let's go home together...
Senpai?
Are you asleep?
You must have been really worn out to fall asleep in here.
You're so cute when you're sleeping, Senpai.
Look at me, guard completely down.
You can hardly retain your rationality when faced with this, can you?
Now come at me, Kyougi-kun!
Hmph!
Straight to it?!
Go get her, human!
Go! Go!
Now's the time to work those excessive muscles and pin Lady Kanan down!
Fwip.
Nope, he's a gentleman.
He's being this gentlemanly, even when I'm so vulnerable?!
How dare you!
My beauty is right before you!
And yet you maintain your rationality?
H-Her breasts!
Her full, heavy breasts!
Go!
Will you do it?!
Wh-What are you doing, Kyougi-kun?!
He's using physical training as an outlet for his pent-up lust?
In that case,
how about this?!
No, no, no, no!
Then how about this?!
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
Or this?
Clean clams crammed in clean clam cans!
Or even this?
Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
It's no good!
I have lactic acid buildup, and I've run out of muscles to train!
At this rate, I'll succumb to my lust!
I can't believe you won't even touch me when I'm doing this much to attract you.
Maybe I really don't have any charm?
Ami was right all along.
I'm just a pathetic devil who can't even tempt a single high school boy.
I used all the charm I had, but in the end, it didn't even matter.
Ah...
What did I just do to Senpai while she was sleeping?!
Ahh! Pervert!
Huh? Youji?
Bah. What a loser.
You were wide open, and he ultimately did nothing.
Right, Milady?
Milady?
Huh?
You bad boy, Kyougi-kun!
How could you succumb to my charm and mess with me like that?!
You lower life form!
I'll get you back for that!
You're so easy!
She's just as bad.
Translation: John Pickett
Subtitle Timing: Krzysztof Kunc Subtitle Editing: Geoff Mazzolini
Quality Check: Gabriella Alabanza Translation Check: Michelle Tymon